{"id":800,"date":"2012-10-21T14:41:42","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T14:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=800"},"modified":"2012-10-21T14:41:42","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T14:41:42","slug":"descended-from-the-scum-of-the-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/10\/descended-from-the-scum-of-the-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"Descended From the Scum of the Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Smith is the most common surname for criminals and gypsies (I have great sympathy for gypsies and invite them to drink on my drive). I feel a liitle bit better now, knowing that my kin in prison are now able to rub shoulders behind bars with select members of the British political class, locked up for fraud. That&#8217;s what you call moving up in life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Smith is the most common surname for criminals and gypsies (I have great sympathy for gypsies and invite them to drink on my drive). I feel a liitle bit better now, knowing that my kin in prison are now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/10\/descended-from-the-scum-of-the-earth\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-cU","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1626,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/10\/gypsies-in-the-dock\/","url_meta":{"origin":800,"position":0},"title":"Gypsies in the Dock","author":"taxicle","date":"October 23, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Gypsies all over europe must be scared to take their children outside for fear of people looking to see if they are all the same colour and shade. Why don't all gypsies paint themselves blue\/red\/green? If all the members of each family paint themselves the same colour, confusion leading to\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}