{"id":816,"date":"2012-10-27T21:58:44","date_gmt":"2012-10-27T21:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=816"},"modified":"2012-10-27T21:58:44","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T21:58:44","slug":"mp-banned-for-driving-without-a-brain-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/10\/mp-banned-for-driving-without-a-brain-2\/","title":{"rendered":"MP Banned For Driving Without a Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And without an MOT or any insurance too.<br \/>\nA Labour MP in fact. No doubt he wished to appeal to his fellow brainless plebs in the police to let him get away with it on the grounds that brainless plebs cannot be expected to read, write, pay their way in life or do anything at all that might mean they can&#8217;t rely on their own brainless ignorance for an alibi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And without an MOT or any insurance too. A Labour MP in fact. No doubt he wished to appeal to his fellow brainless plebs in the police to let him get away with it on the grounds that brainless plebs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/10\/mp-banned-for-driving-without-a-brain-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-da","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1829,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/04\/dont-turn-away-from-your-local-mp\/","url_meta":{"origin":816,"position":0},"title":"Don&#8217;t turn away from your local mp","author":"taxicle","date":"April 13, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"And don't bend over neither. Apparently male employees at the house of commons are more likely to be sexually harrassed than young and nubile female employees. Anyone man dissing their local mp, by mooning them for example, might find themselves buggered by their local representative, after having been screwed over\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":845,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/tory-mp-off-to-the-jungle\/","url_meta":{"origin":816,"position":1},"title":"Tory MP Off to the Jungle","author":"taxicle","date":"November 6, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"In an attempt to get closer to her constituents tory Mp Nadine Dorries is to jet 20,000 km or so to the Australian Jungle on a series of 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'. 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