{"id":828,"date":"2012-11-01T13:35:07","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T13:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=828"},"modified":"2012-11-01T13:35:07","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T13:35:07","slug":"where-do-i-sign-up-to-be-recycled-into-petfood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/where-do-i-sign-up-to-be-recycled-into-petfood\/","title":{"rendered":"Where Do I Sign Up To Be Recycled Into Petfood?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like pets (except cats).<br \/>\nIt doesn&#8217;t matter. The pets must be fed.<br \/>\nWhy do we kill animals to feed other animals with so many dead people lying around?<br \/>\nFeed dead people to the animals.<br \/>\nLife should be simple like that.<br \/>\nIf you would like to be fed to animals comment below to sign up.<br \/>\nOf course we won&#8217;t send our pets round until you are dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like pets (except cats). It doesn&#8217;t matter. The pets must be fed. Why do we kill animals to feed other animals with so many dead people lying around? Feed dead people to the animals. Life should be simple &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/where-do-i-sign-up-to-be-recycled-into-petfood\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-dm","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2400,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/06\/all-animals-must-die\/","url_meta":{"origin":828,"position":0},"title":"All animals must die","author":"taxicle","date":"June 21, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Only joking. One day the only species that survive will be superstars of wildlife - like tigers and elephants and tigers - and domestic pets, like cats and dogs, and maybe exotic pet species, like boa constrictors. Fleas, mosquitoes, moths, greenfly - subspecies, bit like the those categorized as subhuman\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1985,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/12\/body-bins\/","url_meta":{"origin":828,"position":1},"title":"Body Bins","author":"taxicle","date":"December 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"With the cost of funerals soaring - now over \u00a33500 on average - poor people must be wondering how to rid themselves of their embarrassing dead relatives with the minimum of expense. 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