{"id":845,"date":"2012-11-06T20:42:43","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T20:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=845"},"modified":"2012-11-06T20:42:43","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T20:42:43","slug":"tory-mp-off-to-the-jungle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/tory-mp-off-to-the-jungle\/","title":{"rendered":"Tory MP Off to the Jungle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an attempt to get closer to her constituents tory Mp Nadine Dorries is to jet 20,000 km or so to the Australian Jungle on a series of &#8216;I&#8217;m a celebrity get me out of here&#8217;. I have no doubt at all that she will meet more of her constituents than ever before, tens of thousands of km from home in the middle of the jungle. No doubt when she arrives back in England too, she will find herself spending a lot of time with her constituents (hopefully not in bed with them, given the nature of the woman), since she is suspended from the tory party and may well be deselected at the next election.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an attempt to get closer to her constituents tory Mp Nadine Dorries is to jet 20,000 km or so to the Australian Jungle on a series of &#8216;I&#8217;m a celebrity get me out of here&#8217;. 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