{"id":903,"date":"2012-11-20T12:07:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T12:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=903"},"modified":"2012-11-20T12:07:47","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T12:07:47","slug":"join-the-paul-smith-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/join-the-paul-smith-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Join the Paul Smith Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wished you were the person above you in the phone book?<br \/>\nThey probably live a much more interesting life than you.<br \/>\nIf anyone out there called paul smith would like to be me for a day, give me a call. While you are me I will go sailing.<br \/>\nOf course, being me means you have to pay all my bills and fixing things that needs to be done around here.<br \/>\nThanks very much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wished you were the person above you in the phone book? They probably live a much more interesting life than you. If anyone out there called paul smith would like to be me for a day, give me a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/join-the-paul-smith-club\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-ez","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2585,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2017\/12\/my-obituary\/","url_meta":{"origin":903,"position":0},"title":"My Obituary","author":"taxicle","date":"December 5, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Not quite, but consider the coincidences: OLICE are appealing for witnesses to a collision after a cyclist died from head injuries. 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