{"id":948,"date":"2012-11-29T22:16:22","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T22:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=948"},"modified":"2012-11-29T22:16:22","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T22:16:22","slug":"right-prime-minister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/11\/right-prime-minister\/","title":{"rendered":"Right Prime Minister"},"content":{"rendered":"

You are guaranteed to win the next election if you refuse to take away the right of the press to expose us all as liars and hipporites while corrupting the police, parliament, the judges, the armed forces, local government, friends of the royal family, amy wino ;ooking for a free drink etc etc. Anyone except the press in fact, who are of course, beyond any more corruption they can impose on themselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You are guaranteed to win the next election if you refuse to take away the right of the press to expose us all as liars and hipporites while corrupting the police, parliament, the judges, the armed forces, local government, friends … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-fi","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":168,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/01\/my-application-for-job-as-number-10-press-officer\/","url_meta":{"origin":948,"position":0},"title":"My Application for Job as Number 10 Press Officer","author":"taxicle","date":"January 25, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear Dave, I hear you have a vacancy. 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