There is no weapon like ultimate irony. You can point this weapon anywhere, at anything. You can make an violence deflate like a punctured football.
\nOnce I was faced with a large agressive drunk young man, almost spitting at me with rage. He wad too drunk to stand up straight.
\nI told him, ‘you must be really healthy with all that vitamin c inside you’.
\nWhile his gave was transforming from rage to confusion, I left , leaving a Cheshire smirk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
There is no weapon like ultimate irony. You can point this weapon anywhere, at anything. You can make an violence deflate like a punctured football. Once I was faced with a large agressive drunk young man, almost spitting at me … Continue reading