{"id":3005,"date":"2017-08-06T21:31:47","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T21:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/?p=3005"},"modified":"2017-08-06T22:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T22:40:29","slug":"my-life-saving-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/blog\/2017\/08\/my-life-saving-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"My Life Saving Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Indian women have a bad time of it. Ask any Indian woman on a train how many times she has been groped. And then there are the acid attacks.<br \/>\nIndian cows have a lovely time of it. Idolized by 85% of the population, able to go wherever they want.<br \/>\nHere is my idea. COWDRESSES! Every Indian woman should have one.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cowdress.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3006\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/blog\/2017\/08\/my-life-saving-idea\/cowdress\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cowdress.jpg?fit=254%2C260&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"254,260\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cowdress\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cowdress.jpg?fit=254%2C260&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cowdress.jpg?resize=254%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"260\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3006\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nJust be careful not to be mistaken for a cow by anyone who isn&#8217;t a hindu. They might want to eat you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indian women have a bad time of it. Ask any Indian woman on a train how many times she has been groped. And then there are the acid attacks. Indian cows have a lovely time of it. Idolized by 85% &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/blog\/2017\/08\/my-life-saving-idea\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3005"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3008,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005\/revisions\/3008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}