That Rare, Delicious, Lawyer Moment

I don’t like legal people. They always seem to be stopping me doing what I want. So it feels really good to be able to push the law down their throats and hear them choke on it.
I moved broadband company last year. The company sent me a wifi range extender. After 6 months, I got a solicitors letter demanding payment for this wifi extender.
Six months of no contact, then a solicitors letter? Guaranteed to make me angry.
So I phoned to waste their time, asking for a letter in large print, demanding log and detailed explaanations on every point. After talking to the broadband company, I found they had no signed contract, only keep copies of verbal contracts for six months, and had a whole team of people dealing with mis selling of wifi extenders.
What a delicious conversation I had with those legal people then. I haven’t had so much fun since I sent the bailiffs round to Barclays.