My Perfect Credit Score

Just checked my credit score on experian.

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Free to Be an Idiot

A group of people are to be prosecuted for butning an effigy of Grenfell Tower in the privacy of their circle of idiotic friends.
I thought the UK had freedom of speech, which implies the right to be an idiot, if noone else if harmed – even if a lot of people are offended by their having posted a video on the internet.
They should have opted for a full court case. I think they would have won.

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The Elon Musk Moment

My latest entry in the dictionary of alternative definitions.
An Elon Musk moment is when all the putrid sick thoughts you’ve had come ou in one unforgettable rant.

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Genius at 6, Drug Addict at 25


Labelling children like this when young puts them under pressure.

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President What?

Anyone watching President Trump walk up the steps to Air Force One with toilet paper sticking out of his shoe must have been filled with wonder.
I WAS TOO!
I was wondering at a more appropriate name for President Trump than President Trump.
President Turd? President Poo Poo?
Everyon thinks I have Trump on the brain. O tell them “How would you feel, with President Trump shitting – I mean sitting – on your brain?”

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Ben Dover!

He does exist apparently. Facebook gives two such profiles.

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Birmingham – The Sorry City

Whenever someone from Birmingham finishes a sentence the pitch of their voice increases, as though they were sorry for what they had said, the way they had said it, and in fact for occupying the space which by right of not being from Birmingham is rightfully yours.
Everyone from Birmingham lives with the guilt of their birth, spend their whole lives apologizing and when they die, the go straight to hell, because those awful accents would destroy all the harmony in heaven.

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Piss in the Shower to be Green!

And if you want to be REALLY green, piss in the kettle!

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Ill People Take Courage

There is hardly a disease for which someone somewhere does not have the cure.

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Sell Your Pokey London Shoebox, Buy a Castle

My house is worth about £320,000.
In many parts of the world, I could buy a BIG house.
For instance, in Romania I could buy this caste for 295,000 euroes.

In France I could buy this chateau for 620,000 euros.

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