Monthly Archives: December 2017

Salvation Is

Coming to terms with your past you can’t see through a rosy lens.

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Miserable Sinner That I Am

Every day I try to be a netter person. And a better friend to all the people I know.

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It’s Christmas

A fly just died in my whisky.

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Useful Source of Scrap Paper

The bills I get and do not wish to pay. I fill them with bits of useless maths and write my reply on them before I send them back.

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My Obituary

Not quite, but consider the coincidences: OLICE are appealing for witnesses to a collision after a cyclist died from head injuries. Paul Smith, 33, of St Paul’s Cray, was found by police lying in Crofton Road, Orpington, at around 11.30pm … Continue reading

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Monday Morning

Life is a compromise.

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