Monthly Archives: August 2013

Am I normal?

I didn’t recognise my own sister in the street once. I went out with a girl for a year and never knew her name. I mistook a girl for her mother.

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Chemical weapons illegal for all except usa

It seems. The USA used chemical weapons – napalm and white phosphorus – in iraq. After telling a pack of lies to cover their tracks, they have been forced to confess. On the other hand, Syria is not allowed to … Continue reading

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10 year olds should work 100 hours a week says Jamie oliver

And be paid in dry bread and water. This would allow us to reopen the coal mines and spinning mills and undercut the Chinese.

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Why do people think of martin Luther king as a hero?

If he were alive now, he would be wearing a £20,000 watch and be surrounded by back slapping minders telling him he can do no wrong. No one deserves to be murdered, but as far as MLK’s image is concerned, … Continue reading

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Penny for your thoughts?

I hope they are worth more than that.

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What to do with red phone boxes?

Turn them into public toilets

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War imminent

I think the government should have a whip round. If they can’t raise the money for a war, they should not have one.

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No Future For Taxi Drivers

In a surprisingly short time there could be no taxi drivers in London. Google could be sending driverless taxis all over the city in response to text messages from people wanting to go places. It will probably be for the … Continue reading

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Everybody Fails!

All 25000 candidates sitting exams for entry to universities in Liberia have failed. 100%! A perfect record of total failure!

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Knowledge is Irreversible

This is why we’re doomed. We know of cars and ipads and steak and will destroy the planet to get them.

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