Monthly Archives: August 2011

When a man decided to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach, British police decided to take no chance with their reputation for inflicting a state of death on anyone they don’t like. They tasered, pepper sprayed and beat … Continue reading →

When I go into my local bank I always go straight to the front of the queue because I am a business customer. The people in the queue seem to have no dignity whatsoever, because they are made to wait … Continue reading →

Food prices are going to rise and people are going to die. Death is not the worst thing because all of us will die. The worst thing is that when you look at the way things went, it was your … Continue reading →

Ice. Eat lots of it. Ice is cold. Brrrrrrrr! When you eat it your body has to melt it, then heat it. Takes a lot of energy. Energy from fat. To melt 1 kg of ice takes 334000J and to … Continue reading →

Two hapless people have been sentenced to 4 years each for calling for riots on facebook. No crime of violence was committed. This is the practice followed in Zimbabwe and Iran. If it can happen in this country then we … Continue reading →

The thought just occurred to me. And since no – one is likely to nominate me, I nominate myself. **BOWS** Thanks Everyone.

There are doors too small for me. Shall I cut off my feet or my head? There are gaps too narrow. Shall I cut off my nose? (Trying not to be rude here). Sometimes planes fly low over my house. … Continue reading →

There are people out there who look for domains similar to those already registered, register them and try to sell them to people those original people with similar sounding domain names. I get a couple of emails a week trying … Continue reading →

My life is full of problems, and when I came across Mr Madiba on a card in a London phonebox, I thought all my problems were solved. Written on the card was Mr Madiba FROM BIRTH A GIFTED AFRICAN SPIRITUAL … Continue reading →

The stupid woman has it wrong. YOU SHOULD STUDY MATHS UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!! And when you are dead you should be made to study the bible. That will be hell for some people.