Monthly Archives: April 2013

Consider Yourself Insulted

There are people out there who live for pain and suffering. To those people I have this tiny piece of pleasure. It must be my fate to be taunted by stupid men and women, who think they can gather up … Continue reading

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Goodbye Windows

Microsoft, desperate for developers to write apps for their phones, seem to have guaranteed failure by charging $99 a year for developers to register. This developer will not register and will find something better to do than add to Microsoft’s … Continue reading

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How to stop people spending ages in the loo

Put a slow release switch on the outside and no switch inside. When the outside switch goes off they will not want to be sitting in there and hurry to be out.

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Labour’s Magic Money

The British labour party has a long history of spending money that doesn’t exist. They did this by borrowing it or taxing the public to excess and I have been thinking how they can avoid this in future. They should … Continue reading

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Companies Should Review Their Customers

They dont of course. Methinks they will start insults flying.

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Abu Qatada, Hero and Freedom Squatter

Yet again the religious psychopath Abu Qatada has defied the British Government and resisted deportation to face torture and a lifetime in a squalid Jordanian jail. So furious is the home secretary that she is shooting her mouth off about … Continue reading

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Why can’t landline phones receive text messages?

Pretty obvious thing to do isn’t it?

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Pathetic Plod

Some policemen it seems can do nothing other than wave their warrant card around to try and get one over on the public. Today for instance, a driver behind me was hooting and flashing. I gave him the finger, several … Continue reading

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Thatcher’s funeral to cost millions

The country is broke and people are seeing their real incomes declining for several years but the British government has seen fit to spend several millions of pounds to close down central london while the widely hated ex prime minister … Continue reading

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Too soft

I don’t know why I handed back £30 of £60 someone tried to pay me today for two hours of third year university quantum physics tuition. Technically she is disabled, so claims all her tuition fees back from her university. … Continue reading

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