Monthly Archives: July 2011

I hear Pippa Miidleton’s £40,000 nearly new BMW is now not good enough to be tarting around in – she is getting instead a £95,000 Audi – and I, being a green consumer, am SOOOOOOOOOO eager to see it not … Continue reading →

Those freedom fighters at The Sun like listening to all our private thoughts. I think we have a right therefore to listen to the thoughts of those same people. Naturally, working at The Sun, their thoughts are all of tits, … Continue reading →