Monthly Archives: September 2011

Ali Dezai, top policeman and victim of a persecution campaign of the metropolitan police in London, sacked, libelled, jailed and crucified, has survived the attentions of his colleagues and is to be reinstated As a policeman. What shouts of joy … Continue reading →

If for instance, a journalist says, ‘everyone in the labour party is a bunch of pufters’, they will be banned from being a journalist. *****Imagination runs riot*****Any blog that says ed miliband is a castrato will be taken off the … Continue reading →

In an attempt to replace the Tories as the stupid party, the labour party is to 1. Close half of British universities and force student doctors etc back into the fields where they will be made to grow rice. 2. … Continue reading →

Am getting an average of 1000 hits a day now. I will be getting 6000 hits a day in June. With the upgrades I have planned, is it conceivable that this will be the top tutoring website in the world?

A fusion of space tourism and cremation is coming. A while ago, someone jumped from the edge of space and skydived/parachuted to Earth. Some day soon, someone with a fatal disease will smoke their last cigarette, eat their last triple … Continue reading →

So they held a cage fighting competition for 8 year olds at a venue in Preston, UK. No doubt they are preparing for class war and revolution by teaching working class children to kill each other, before moving onto upper … Continue reading →

Ever wondered what bankers think about? They think about their bonuses the most. Their collective train of thought goes something like this: £1m to share between ten of us… that’s £10m each…(see how they can perform long division perfectly suited … Continue reading →

Get on with it then and die.

So when they beat prisoners to death for fun, they don’t know that is wrong. These are some things they should know. It is wrong to Beat people to death for fun. Bugger them with broom handles. Hang them up … Continue reading →

By becoming godfather to Rupert Murdoch’s children, he has moved a little bit closer to becoming the supreme being. When that baby looks up at the world statesman and international jetsetting author and peacebringer (as if), you can bet he … Continue reading →