My life is full of problems, and when I came across Mr Madiba on a card in a London phonebox, I thought all my problems were solved. Written on the card was
FROM BIRTH A GIFTED AFRICAN SPIRITUAL HEALER AND ADVISOR
No matter how difficult your problem is there is a solution to it. Problem concerning black magic, love voodoo, sexual impotency, business transactions, exams and court cases. I can help reunite you with your loved ones, split unwanted relationships and gambling. For all your problems Mr Madiba is the answer, no dissapointment.
Wow I thought. I rang him. The conversation went,
Can I book a ticket for China for less that £10?
Can you arrange for Angelina Jolie to fall madly in love with me?
Can you add some zeros to my bank balance?
Only nonsense having been extracted, I told him, ‘You have no points’.
My problems continue.