Monthly Archives: October 2012

I did not hide in the shed to avoid them, go down to my boat or get someone else to answer the door. No doubt its the great depression trickling down the age range. They can’t be bothered to get … Continue reading →

Of course we know who he wants to be President. As our Tony continues on an ever upwards trajectory towards Godlike staus, Presidency of the EU will only be a single step. Next will be UN Secretary General, Nobel Prize … Continue reading →

Pretty obvious really. Why don’t the phone companies build in spam text filters to your mobile phone, and spam phone call filters to your mobile phone and house phone? Don’t tell me it can’t be done.

And without an MOT or any insurance too. A Labour MP in fact. No doubt he wished to appeal to his fellow brainless plebs in the police to let him get away with it on the grounds that brainless plebs … Continue reading →

I am probably being charitable in thinking that it has absolutely nothing to do with the catholic church’s own sordid history. In this spirit of christian charity, I feel the reason for keeping the late Jimmy ennobled is so that … Continue reading →

I tell all my students, ‘During an exam, if you haven’t got a clue, multiply all the numbers together’. Now it occurs to me that that is what those clueless bankers were doing before the Western economy entered the death … Continue reading →

Celebrities and children have a sordid history together. From the notorious Hollywood parties which went on until the 1960’s at least, to the latest scandals at the BBC, celebrities are all in it together, leading everyone blindly up a path … Continue reading →

Please go on a sponsored walk around London with you head up your bum. You will be world famous and people will never forget you. For your efforts I will donate my old underpants to charity.

Apparently Smith is the most common surname for criminals and gypsies (I have great sympathy for gypsies and invite them to drink on my drive). I feel a liitle bit better now, knowing that my kin in prison are now … Continue reading →

Actually he was caught with a second class ticket in a first class carriage. Stupidly he tried to bluff and argue his way out, and refused to move to second class or pay up, eventually having to pay up. It … Continue reading →