Monthly Archives: March 2011

Why can’t we roll in cow dung if we want to?

A British man has been arrested for rolling in cow dung. I am surprised to find this is illegal. In the current atmosphere of revolution I am asking for this man to be freed and this law to be repealed. … Continue reading

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I dont tutor

unionists/capitalists/policemen/criminals/royalty/commoners/men/women… That only leave alien non people of indeterminate sex. I am waiting for their call.

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How not to get lost…

Know where you are going. But if your don’t it helps to notice a landmark. And if there are none, create one. My favourite landmarks are the road sign I knock down. I never forget them and they always remind … Continue reading

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