Monthly Archives: May 2013

I hear Pippa Middleton has set up some sort of domestic services company to take care of every household need, redesign and redecorate your house etc etc. I have nothing so grand in mind. If she can come around to … Continue reading →

Teachers, hauliers and even nursery workers now need to have gcse maths, but not appatently, government ministers, the chancellor or prime minister, who are in charge of all our money. I created an e petition to ask that all ministers … Continue reading →

Except when I dont care if I live or die that day.

All those shops that offer satisfaction guaranteed or tour money back should be tested to the full by someone not satisfied with anything they bought in the last week and returns everything half eaten or used to get a full … Continue reading →

Following the revelation that Edward the eighth was bugged during the abdication crisis I have been wondering what other reasons m15 could have for bugging members of the British royal family. The obvious is to stop the hooligan prince harry … Continue reading →

Not if you don’t have a degree.

Is app stores, wifi, sd cards. Can’t think why someone hasn’t made a calculator with all this lovely stuff.

The staff at Barclays bank are not quite in a state of wild anticipation to know that I am leaving them but only perhaps because they have not yet heard the good news. The final straw came when my charges … Continue reading →