Monthly Archives: February 2013

More Pain Please Chancellor

Before the British chancellor delivers his budget, I would like to take this opportunity to ask him to inflict more pain and poverty on us. Having nothing left to sell for a few pennies, as one of the poorest people … Continue reading

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Maths makes me feel like

I’m touching glory.

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Screaming at the Banks

On Saturday I paid in some money to a santander cash machine. While doing this the machine went out of service. I got my card back but my money was not credited to my account. I spoke to one of … Continue reading

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Whats the Point of That?

Indian scientists are to spend millions of pounds to send a phone into space to see if screams can be heard. Is this an absolute waste of money? Thank George Osbourne its not my money.

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Britain Joins The Ranks of The Third World

ie those countries without a triple A credit rating. The UK has just been downgraded to subprime, subnormal, substandard status. To ensure we don’t stay substandard for long, the chancellor has announced the following economic measures: All UK citizens must … Continue reading

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Go Get Sally Bercow

Never did a stupid hardly literate blond deserve to be sued for anything more than Sally Bercow who is about to be sued for libel by the Tory Lord Mcalpine, who she accused of being a child abuser. After having … Continue reading

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Third Refund this Week From A Big Faceless Company

When I get on the phone to customer services I am extremely aggressive and persistent. I got really mad on when MBNA sent me a letter this week notifying me of a late payment charge because a direct debit to … Continue reading

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We Must All Learn to Live Smaller Lives

With the increasing cost of everything and hardly rising wages, we are all having to buy less and save, recycle, go without and repair rather than buy a new one. We have got so used to having more of everything, … Continue reading

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When Santander?

When will Santander – the best bank in the world, or so they say – produce an app for android? They have been stringing me along for months about this and none of their staff have a clue.

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Lazy French Only Work Three Hours a Day

According to the boss of US tyremaker Titan: “They get one hour for breaks and lunch, talk for three and work for three. I told this to the French union workers to their faces. They told me that’s the French … Continue reading

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