Monthly Archives: June 2015

Digital death

Facebook won’t survive forever but even if it does there will be billions of posts on billions of profile pages that noone ever reads. Some people think that your facebook profile will be their everlasting legacy but I think it … Continue reading

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If I weren’t the person I am

I wouldn’t have done the tthings I’ve done.

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First facebook unlikes

I can’t be liked by everyone

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Everyone gets a prize

You don’t  have to be a winner to be rolling in money. Everyone who gets past the first round at Wimbledon will receive £29000.

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Custom phone numbers

Bit like custom car licence plate numbers. I would hope to get the number 007

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Oh no! Not another Muslim with a gun!

40 or so people have been murdered by a suicidal gunman in Tunisia. If Islamic radicals want a better way to sacrifice their lives, they should join a Gaza flotilla carrying aid to the Palestinians.

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Would you buy a car from beadles?

Just got this unsolicited text. Beadles: Beadles Vauxhall & Skoda Cost Price Spectacular! 5 Days only NOW ON! EVERY brand new car at COST PRICE, plus you could drive away with NO DEPOSIT & 0% FINANCE. Must end 1pm Tuesday! … Continue reading

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What are those little silver ampules littering the streets

Apparently they are cheap nitrous oxide doses. Nitrous oxide is called laughing gas and is used as an anaesthetic.

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Cats that bury their poo

I thought my cat was being so clean by burying her poo, not least because when locked in the house she pops in the toilet. Then I read that cats who bury their poo are submissive to other cats that … Continue reading

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Car washers wages

£32.50 for a 10 hour shift in central london.

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