Monthly Archives: December 2015

A lot less likely than it once was, but you never know. Hide in the water tank if you have one. They are made of steel typically which will shield you from the radiation blast. Make syre the tank is … Continue reading →

I am not gey. Bit when I see Roger Federer, the greatest ever tennis player, father, good loser and all round good guy, I think about Roger Federer making kittens with cat – my great obsession. I f Roger Federer … Continue reading →

Having a reason to do something is not a good enough reason to do it. There is always something you can do with two or more reasons to do it. If you have something that needs to be done, wait … Continue reading →

Any tourist in South Korea might be surprised by the number of street vendors. The reason is that things are much harder for unemployed people in South Korea. Street Vending is a way to make a living. We have no … Continue reading →

Banksy’s latest graffiti painting show Steve Jobs as a Syrian refugee in the refugee camp at Calais. Steve Jobs was the son of Syrian migrants. Let everyone go where they want. Migrants, terrorists, revolutionaries. The number one way to stop … Continue reading →

I can’t remember the last time there was anything new in opera. It seems a long time since an opera promoted revolution, like Fidelio. We should have one act operas that portray riots or a boxing match, a bank robbery … Continue reading →

Fashion is useless and pretentious. One day we will all dress in patchwork clothes made of any old rags and bits of plastic, with shoes made of cut up tyres. Even the richest among us must dress in bin bags … Continue reading →

Give me some money. There are about 20 million houses in the UK, each with a loft. Most of these are not used, and each could be converted at a cost of around £30,000 and house a single person or … Continue reading →

A 50 year old woman of fading beauty and mounting debts has decided that her life is worth less than nothing, so tried suicide by swallowing 60 paracetomol tablets. That didn’t work. It did however lead to kidney failure. She … Continue reading →

One day it will collapse, like all bubbles, and leave us all feeling very poor.