Monthly Archives: March 2012

I have my ear to the ground. I can hear the revolution coming. I don’t know far away it is. I don’t know ho big it is. I only know everything must change. So as to understand and ride the … Continue reading →

I am having titanic visions. They are telling me that if I ever meet Kate Bush, I must ask her, “When I orgasm darling, parallel lines pulse and cross. How is it for you?”.

Think of all the things poverty will mean you get more of: porridge potatoes worms (good source of animal protein) rats (keep them as pets -you’d have to buy pet food for a cat. When you get hungry, hold your … Continue reading →

How natural it seems that the British Prime Minister, supreme friend of News International should be found to have ridden a horse that the corrupt London police gave to the corrupt editor of the News International Newspaper, ‘News of the … Continue reading →

Cos everyone is useless, that’s why. Lazy, stupid, incompetent, ugly, fat, old, rancid and cancerous.

I don’t see why Tesco’s and Asda should have all the slave labour in the UK. Can you send some round to my house as soon as possible. Make sure they bring their own food – and some for me.