Monthly Archives: April 2014

Just got a cheque for £280 from cpp limited.

That’s how they were avertised anyway. The postage is £2.80 per book – 280 times the value of the book. Not cheap paperbacks either but a level statistics textbooks.

There you go again talking about how Muslims are going to kill us all. Don’t you realise you sound like a nutter? Someone should tell you.

While the Korean ferry was capsizing and sinking, it seems the crew wailed and talked amongst themselves about what to do next. The passengers hardly figured in their conversation at all, until eventually the crew escaped and left the passengers … Continue reading →

This time at virgin. I transferred phone and broadband to virgin in February. Things went badly from the start. They processed a payment of mine to someone else’s account, and added the amount of that payment to someone else’s account, … Continue reading →

So the government is to send a counter terrorism expert from Scotland yard to root them out. I can imagine the interrogations that will take place in the classrooms – along with the usual interrogation tools of bright lights and … Continue reading →

The goblins in Brussels have decreed that drugs and prostitution make a positive contribution to a country’s economy. In a move that will make the Albanians very very angry, all centres of vice and crack houses are to be vaulted … Continue reading →

And don’t bend over neither. Apparently male employees at the house of commons are more likely to be sexually harrassed than young and nubile female employees. Anyone man dissing their local mp, by mooning them for example, might find themselves … Continue reading →

Let – or even make – every rich person marry a poor person. Let the selection process be completely random without respect to borders – make one world within a generation.

That is what happens when you lead a celebrity lifestyle with nothing but drink and drugs and sex and publicity to give your life meaning.