Economic madness

The goblins in Brussels have decreed that drugs and prostitution make a positive contribution to a country’s economy. In a move that will make the Albanians very very angry, all centres of vice and crack houses are to be vaulted into the top tax bracket and visited by men from the tax authorities, who will besides taking large bribes, be conducting quality control checks by sampling the goods to make sure the trade descriptions act is also not being broken.