Monthly Archives: October 2010

If you are American and want a tutor

You must Say George Bush is a dick who lost his brain in space. Eat your own brain and post the video on youtube. Sell everything and give the money to the moonies (except for my fee). Walk around the … Continue reading

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IB blows itself up

They might as well have done. Apparently they have copied almost entire marking schemes from wikipedia. If they want maths marking schemes done, I will do them for nothing, as long as they send me the exam papers WELL in … Continue reading

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Another Competition for Bankers

Another opportunity for bankers to prove how unfull of crap they all are. I will give a prized of £100000000000000000000000000000000 to the first banker to find a number bigger than 10 but less than 1. Email your answers to [email protected]

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Competition for Bankers

We in this country are just not grateful enough to all the bankers who stole, lost or burnt all our money. The press and TV give the impression they are all a bunch of crooks and spivs who can’t add … Continue reading

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If I get a call from a footballer or his wife for a maths tutor…

The conversation will go something like this… I’d like a maths tutor Where do you live? Chelsea Name? My son’s name is John Terry, just like his dad. How much do you charge? What level of maths… Very very very … Continue reading

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