The conversation will go something like this…
I’d like a maths tutor
Where do you live?
Chelsea
Name?
My son’s name is John Terry, just like his dad. How much do you charge?
What level of maths…
Very very very basic – Methinks, well, he is the product of two thick planks rubbing together.
Price is £2000 per hour, plus a call out fee of £500.
Even a footballer’s wife would be put off by that.
Then I will post on my blog – this dick footballer without a brain couldn’t afford me.
He is always injured, and anyway was one of those pathetic England players who did so much to undistinguish themselves during the World Cup.