Monthly Archives: February 2012

If Rebecca Brooks, corrupt ex newspaper editor can have a police horse, can I have a police car? If you haven’t any cars, can I have a helicopter or a police launch? If you don’t have any of these can … Continue reading →

All we are doing on the Earth is moving bits of the Earth around and doing things to those bits. There are no more bits being added or taken away, and really no more poisonous bits than there were when … Continue reading →

Frustrated by silent phone calls and people who have nothing better to do than waste my time, the BOSS emitted a world shattering scream!

Because they are yellow, cowards, afraid of the bills they will end up paying. Obama is not only the first black president, he is also the first yellow one. Yellow through and through. Cameron – the British pm, in case … Continue reading →

Is electronic money. Soon someone will make counterfeit electronic money by breaking the encryption used by banks and credit card companies. Hope they try it in Greece first. That pathetic country should receive several more kicks.

If all the people who die every year were recycled into the human food chain there would be enough meat to feed the entire population of a country the size of Holland. Some people may be disgusted by this, but … Continue reading →

Is that men are either very good or very bad at something but women are all just average.

In the UK sick people are campaigning for the right to die, be they only a tiny bit ill, and not on the point of death at all, like the 24 year old rugby player left in a wheelchair. These … Continue reading →

Yo, man in a turban and long white sheet, I live in England. I want to sell my country to you. Since we are historic enemies, you will probably give me a lot of money. I need at least $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 … Continue reading →

I am saved!