Monthly Archives: December 2011

Most people, if they don’t want any more tuition will just not answer the door or their phone. Pretty bad if I had to turn up at their door before I found that out, but some have gone a great … Continue reading →

London Tube drivers are on strike again for the 300th or so time this year. They say they are not paid enough at about £55000 each (really) and deserve more holidays because their finger ache with all the buttons they … Continue reading →

Maybe. They charge for their online tests. I have just put up a maths and physics test centre on astarmathsandphysics. Needless to say, it is free, like everything will be when the REVOLUTION comes.

I dream of going to Mars and discovering an undiscovered tribe of Martians. I dream of being the first Earth Man they have ever seen. I dream of being worshipped, AS A GOD!

I believe I am the only private tutor to offer a 100%, cast iron, money back guarantee. IF YOU DON’T TURN UP FOR YOUR EXAM YOU WILL GET 0%! To claim take advantage of this money back guarantee, all you … Continue reading →

Whatever it is. We are buggered cos we say Yes too much. When people want something, we answer Yes too often. If we said no, they might find some way to EARN it By their own labour. Goes most of … Continue reading →

In an attempt to avoid national disgrace and humiliation, France is pointing all over the world at anyone who owes anything to anyone else, and telling the credit reference agencies about to reduce France to the status of a Greece, … Continue reading →

I have been saying this to my students for years. Now it is confirmed in public by a Edexcel official, in the latest scandal to hit this bunch of idiots – this is a quote from the Daily Telegraph: Exam … Continue reading →

All the British exam boards- aqa, edexcel, wjec, ocr, cie (am not sure about ocr and cie, but would be happy for them to sue me for libel – they are a bunch of morons anyway), it seems, have been … Continue reading →

Is cirtex. I have been experimenting on and off with video websites like youtube for a while, to host purely educational videos. There have been technical problems and I wanted to be sure of the script before I upgraded the … Continue reading →