Supernatural Justice

How natural it seems that the British Prime Minister, supreme friend of News International should be found to have ridden a horse that the corrupt London police gave to the corrupt editor of the News International Newspaper, ‘News of the World’?
The questions now are:
‘What sex was the horse?’
‘Did the British Prime Minister commit bestiality with said horse?’
‘Who will be the first to publish a photograph, if any, of the offspring?’
Really, I think we should be told.
God knows, one day this bastard child of the British Prime Minister and a horse may find itself sitting in the House of Lords, where it may influence any laws on the legality of bestiality between lawmakers and horses.