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Monthly Archives: January 2011
My strategy to establish a world monopoly on Maths tuition
Is to ask other maths tuition websites to close down. I am awaiting a reply from alphamaths.com to this email: As part of my campaign to establish a world monopoly on maths tuition I am emailing all owners of maths … Continue reading
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Terrorists are People Too
The Morrocan Govt, now overthrown, described unarmed protesters as ‘terrorists’. As does the present Egyptian Government. As did the British Govt of the IRA and Sinn Fein. As did the South African Govt of the ANC. As does the US … Continue reading
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I predict a riot
A very strange clash is in prospect. Scummy journalists have been hacking into phones of the corrupt and debased, including MPs, to reveal their crimes and have them sent to jail. They have neglected it seems, that phone hacking is … Continue reading
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My Application for Job as Number 10 Press Officer
Dear Dave, I hear you have a vacancy. Apparently your last sidekick didn’t tell lies fast enough or good enough. I would like to bring a new age of honesty to politics, and I will start by calling everyone in … Continue reading
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Request from Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor? Me: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people. Abrupt end to conversation. I thought this worth a blog post. Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above. Hey astarmathsandphysics.com, I didn’t … Continue reading
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British Shadow Chancellor Buggered by the Police
As good as. His wife was having an affair with the dumb plod meant to protect them. Given the failure of this particular method of protection, I hope they tried something more reliable than the British police while they were … Continue reading
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Julian Assange exposes corruption of billionaires
Wikileaks is about to release swiss bank account details of some of the world’s richest and most corrupt people. You have to admire his balls… Given his legal troubles in Sweden, maybe I didn’t phrase that quite right…
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943 hits yesterday
I hope to be getting two or three thousand hits a day by June. I don’t think anyone can stop me becoming the world number one maths and physics tutor now.
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Sarah Palin incites murder
She is a subnormal stupid woman who cannot win an honest argument so has to incite the public to commit murder. These are on her website. The object of this incitement has been shot and is fighting for her life. … Continue reading
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At Xmas a Computer Repair Man Saved My Life
Or rather my computer. The power supply on my home server failed. I was quoted over £200 +…+ by Dell. Luckily I found a power supply repair specialist and they repaired it for less than half the price. I am … Continue reading
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