As good as. His wife was having an affair with the dumb plod meant to protect them. Given the failure of this particular method of protection, I hope they tried something more reliable than the British police while they were at it.
Like a condom.
The shadow chancellor – who incidentally was once a postman and probably no stranger to taking breaks for ‘quickies’ with the lonely housewives on his round – has now resigned for ‘family reasons’.
Just one in a string of sex scandals for the police. Undercover officers have been having affairs with the ‘terrorists’ ie green campaigners and ordinary plods have been sent to jail for raping suspects in police cells…
I have a solution. Only castrati shall be allowed to work in the police force. Given the cuts being made in the police budget, it would have the advantage that we could replace police sirens with the high pitched wail of police officers in no danger of jumping into bed with members of the public.