Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor?
Me: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people.
Abrupt end to conversation.
I thought this worth a blog post.
Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above.
Hey astarmathsandphysics.com, I didn’t request a tutor from you.
You’re just bitter Tom. I mean shorty.
You’re just bitter shorty.