I want to buy a bank

The end of another academic year and I have worked hard to save 50p.
I have been thinking what to do with my savings, and decided to buy one of our poor banks.
I am awaiting a reply from Lloyds TSB to this email.
I would like to buy your bank.
I am prepared to offer 50p.
This offer is only open for two days. If I don’t hear from you by then I will use the money to buy a packet of crisps.