In an attempt to replace the Tories as the stupid party, the labour party is to
1. Close half of British universities and force student doctors etc back into the fields where they will be made to grow rice.
2. Give all our money to the Greeks so they can afford to holiday in Britain and save the British economy.
3. Force all UK dentists to spend a day polishing ed miliband’s new teeth.
Guess which of above is about to become labour party policy.