Yo Iranian Ayatollah, I want to betray my country

Yo, man in a turban and long white sheet,
I live in England.
I want to sell my country to you. Since we are historic enemies, you will probably give me a lot of money.
I need at least $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
cos I promised to pay off the Greek national debt if the Greeks would go into the street and all moon the Germans (they are so desperate now they might well do it), so I need to insure myself.
Waiting for reply.
Please email back with your offer.