Monthly Archives: August 2012

Send All South African Miners to Prison

I am not on the side of this revolution. Fankly, if you are working in some awful mine and don’t earn enough, start reading books. Ultimately your fate is the raw face of a cliff. You either inch your way … Continue reading

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Get Yourself a Maths Tutor From Hell!

Only from A Star Maths and Physics!

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Another Crazy Diet Idea

Give Blood! Replacing 1 pint of blood taken during a blood donor session uses up about 650 kcal. If you give blood once a month you could be losing two pounds a year.

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The Guilty Pair

Here we are, sauce and wooden spoons in hand, caught in the glare of the camera.

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Silverware and Banana Fight at 42 Churchbury Road

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Asda and Tesco Rip You Off

They are putting tapwater into bottles and selling it as mineral water at 17p a bottle. Good to know that British supermarkets are not behind the banks, newspapers and  nestle when it comes to doing business by telling a pack … Continue reading

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Is it possible to bugger every loan shark in London?

Before I die or emigrate or something similar I would like to ring every moneylender, loan shark and bank in London for a loan. I want the whole London underworld after me. There is a book in this.

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To be good, be edgy

I heard Kate bush described as edgy once – maybe meaning always on the adge of doing something significant and unpredictable. She is not as edgy as she used to be, maybe not as good. To be as good as … Continue reading

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Found Some Bargains in a Charity Shop

Two handbags and a hat. Don’t be surprised if you see me prancing down the street wearing them.

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Unsuspecting Gold Medalists Head for Disappointment

In depression hit UK, you might think British gold medal winners at the olympics would be a bit happier than the rest of us, with at least a bit of valuable gold to take along to the local gold merchant. … Continue reading

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