Smith’s Solution to Global Warming

Starts with tables.
Cut all the trees down and make them all into tables.
Then plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into chairs.
Plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into log cabins.
Then plant more trees and let them live so that dogs have something to wee against.
All the tables, chairs, log cabins and trees that we have spared will lock up all the carbon and put an end to global warming.