Had a phone call about an hour ago

And the caller wanted to use something from from website which I had no problem with at all. They did however seem very keen to establish that I was the author.
Then I became nervous and started thinking that this person might possibly be a lawyer, and found some trivial crime I committed on the internet which could get me deported to America to spend the rest of my like locked up in a maximum security jail.
So, just to make myself feel better, I texted him back with something very very unamerican and offensive.