Monthly Archives: December 2012

Here’s one I solved. In moodle users were unable to login and when trying to reset there password they were emailed this message Unfortunately your account on this site is disabled and can not be reset,please contact the site administrator … Continue reading →

Just like those crazy yanks. Apparently it is written into the bill of rights passed in the 1680’s. I am shocked at this. If this becomes widely known we will all go around shooting each other just like in the … Continue reading →

If anyone anywhere wants disaster on tap, call me. I will come to your house, drink all your beer, smoke all your cigarettes and be over friendly with your sheep. Then I will turn your gas on and make some … Continue reading →

That’s me. Please don’t call me if you want any of your epcperiments to work cos with me around gravity will accelerate your projectiles towards Jupiter and light will vanish where the sun don’t shine.

There is a modern trend, when creative people are all burnt out, that they accept TV or film roles. In the UK David Essex and Gary Kemp, both ex pop stars have appeared in soap operas. Then there was Barbara … Continue reading →

Never girl walked in greater glory. It is not enough to be good looking to be beautiful. You must also push a point of view in spite of everyone else. Marlene Dietrich became beautiful when she turned her back on … Continue reading →

That is the attitude of the gun lobby in America. They are determined to be able to freely buy whatever deadly weapons they want, and if people want to go out and kill 20 or 30 other people at a … Continue reading →

For the first time ever I have had to pay for parking on a sunday. In croydon I had to pay £1.60 to park for just over an hour. Now o hear to that from next year I will have … Continue reading →

Like the pretty girl I saw yesterday who took a packet of digestive biscuits out of her shopping bag and gave it to a fat girl, who started eating them.

Now I’m glad to see the back of them, at least until their next set of exams.