Monthly Archives: December 2012

Fraid so. Those dumb yanks can’t blame any Muslims for this – only themselves and their own sick society. Will the result be to control guns? Probably not. Instead there will probably be guns introduced into the classroom. If not … Continue reading →

So secure in fact that I can’t log into the admin panel on my pc and have to post from a phone.

Precisely. Not a fraction more or less. Else they will be taken to the gulag. If they are lucky they will be shot on the way.

Is apparently wrong. I thought that as you turned from going normal to going senile You would start disliking classical music and start liking rap music Start disliking literature and start liking pulp fiction Stop listening to R3/R4 etc and … Continue reading →

Noone likes them anymore apparently. Noone wants to drink their coffee anymore, work for them and their shops are to be picketed this Saturday and used as women’s refuges. In addition, their staff are angry cos their sickness benefits and … Continue reading →

With a cold winter ahead and the cost of energy rising, everyone must be thinking how to reduce the cost of heating. When you feel a little gas being produced, point your bum at the fire. After you let loose … Continue reading →

Makes perfect sense that Starbucks should pay tax on losses after years of not paying tax on any profits. The amount though – £10m – seems to be a bit arbitrary, in the manner of someone walking down the street … Continue reading →

That’s me. I’m so bad at maths I have to mark the numbers one to ten on my fingers and then of course I can only count up to 10. What do you want to learn maths for anyway? Your … Continue reading →

I might not be the best maths tutor so I have decided my only chance of fame is to be the worst – or at least have the internet tell you I am. I therefore proclaim myself to be the … Continue reading →

Noone else wants to be the worst so I thought I might volunteer. It should the case that when you search for ‘disastrous private tutor’ on the internet you should get an actual private tutor. If you want to hire … Continue reading →