Britain Joins The Ranks of The Third World

ie those countries without a triple A credit rating.
The UK has just been downgraded to subprime, subnormal, substandard status.
To ensure we don’t stay substandard for long, the chancellor has announced the following economic measures:
All UK citizens must eat only dry bread/porridge and water for breakfast, except those on welfare or in prison, who only get water at the ambient temperature.
All government ministers must carry their own toilet paper with them. They must not use government documents as toilet paper.
The BBC is to cut its news coverage by half – the bad half of the news will not be transmitted any more.
The Royal family must hold a wrestling tournament to determine which one of them must give up a polo pony. Tickets are to be auctioned and the revenue used…
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