Monthly Archives: July 2013

Twitter breeds contempt

Nobody can stop me shooting my mouth off and saying stupid things on the internet. Someone should stop members of the royal family however. Each one of them is useless and contemptible but posting on Twitter and facebook will prove … Continue reading

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Urban joke

Does this photo from a bin in bromley make you laugh?

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Vouchers Still Available from Woolworths

I found this on moneysupermarket.com Top rated vouchers at Woolworths 10% Off First Credit Orders Use now 347PW Expires on Wed, Jul 31, 2013

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Ban the boats!

So now we know the reason for mass strandings of whales. It is sonar used by the world’s navies. Good time I think, in the era of austerity to abolish the royal navy and launch a campaign to ban the … Continue reading

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How many sins would I be committing if…

I climbed to the top of St Paul’s cathedral with a effigy of miss blowup doll 2013, and preached to the world, ‘I am the one true God and this is my Mary’, before I put a rocket up her … Continue reading

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Frack France!

The word ‘frack’ sounds offensive so the French should not be amused when I ask why those energy companies are cracking north England in the quest for shale gas. Go gasmen, and frack the fracking French!

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