Monthly Archives: December 2013

There is a real danger your opponent might box your brain into your bum, the everytime you sit on it you are squeezing it into an ever smaller space, until eventually it pops and disappears.

Ed milliband is full of crap. There is no cost of living crisis. There is only a crisis of expectations because people expect too much, like anyone who finds themselves unemployed when they thought they had a job for life.

So when at home your mobile calls are routed through your home phone if your mobile can’t pick up a signal?

To check I’m not texting our cat how much I love her.

While everyone is praising Mandela the terrorist, why don’t any of the victims of the bombings perpetrated by the ANC appear on tv to condemn all the razzmatazz and hero worship?

Paul tied a plate with his lunch around his neck.

The south pole is so far away and anyway there are no strippers waiting there for me and I’ve run out of whisky and cigarettes. Can you ask my mum to send a helicopter to drop me some?

Bitcoins will have to be broken down into more convenient values. What will they be called? Bitbitcoins!

The old man is dead and won’t be tortured any more by the presence of people wanting to say they spoke to him. It’s a pity we can’t pin some of the blame for his death at the age of … Continue reading →

I deleted when I meant to copy, then I couldn’t find the notes I had just written in the Rubbish bin!