Body Bins

With the cost of funerals soaring – now over £3500 on average – poor people must be wondering how to rid themselves of their embarrassing dead relatives with the minimum of expense.
It has been suggested they be buried in the garden or fed to the children, but the more squeamish will vomit at this.
Here then is a solution for the modern recycling era.
Body bins or body banks – like paper bins or bottle banks.
When one of your relatives dies, just seat them in the car for the journey to their final resting place at the local recycling centre, where you can throw them in and compost them.