Just sent email to wonga.
Listening to the news today, I heard that Wonga has lost £38m in the past year. So distressed was I that I hunted around for all the loose pennies in my sofa and wardrobe and managed to scrape together 54p. I am prepared to offer you 54p as a loan to tide you over these hard times. I realise that 54p is not a lot of money but it is a start. I feel if others follow my example, we can work through this.