Monthly Archives: October 2015

The death of aircraft carriers

Manned warplanes may soon be no more, replaced by drones, and with them will go aircraft carriers, replaced by drone carriers. Bad news for the British government wihich has spent billions on two new carriers now as much use as … Continue reading

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Bomb in your petrol tank

Why do terrorists need sophisticated bombs and terrorist handbooks? They can just put a lighted match to the petrol.tank on their cat. Whoops! Hope o didn’t kill anyone who didn’t deserve to die.

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War is a growing pain

On the way to a united world there will be many disagreements, some of them violent, extended ears, but they are all just growing pains, and we will grow pit of them.

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Beat the bookies

Bet all your money on whatever you want. If you win, great. If you lose, bitsy into tears and say, ‘I’m only 15 (or whatever). Why did you let me do it?’ You should get your money back.

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Govt to clean up

By making shopowners keep the street outside their shop clean. What a good idea.

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Question

If you defecate on a canvas, is it art?

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