The Intolerant Bible

Any gay person looking for a little sympathy and understanding in the bible should look again. Specifically, they should look at:
Luke 17:34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.
Luke 17:35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
My interpretation of these lines is that gay men and women will forced to play russian roulette with their partners.