President What?

Anyone watching President Trump walk up the steps to Air Force One with toilet paper sticking out of his shoe must have been filled with wonder.
I WAS TOO!
I was wondering at a more appropriate name for President Trump than President Trump.
President Turd? President Poo Poo?
Everyon thinks I have Trump on the brain. O tell them “How would you feel, with President Trump shitting – I mean sitting – on your brain?”